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WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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