Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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