Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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