Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
