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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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