But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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