I don't usually arrange sex via text message
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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