did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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