he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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