Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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