what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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