i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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