He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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