No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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