check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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