I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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