I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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