you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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