That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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