We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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