One girl and one boy is just not enough.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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