we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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