You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
We need to rekindle our bromance
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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