i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
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At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I just found puke in my bra..
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
My ATM looks so different sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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