Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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