It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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