This gyro tastes like lonliness
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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