Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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