Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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