Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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