We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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