More tranny stories later!
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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