I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
love makes seman taste better
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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