his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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