3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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