so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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