This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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