I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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