It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
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I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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