i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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