Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
tell me about the fingering
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