Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.

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(989): View more from Michigan

We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.

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(816): View more from Missouri

He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.

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(804): View more from Virginia

The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.

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