fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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