ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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