Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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