Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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