I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
