Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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