everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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