Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
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Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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