I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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