I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
tell me about the eggs
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