There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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