Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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