did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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