butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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